Prom: What the eff?

Prom 2010: Kill me now?

At the moment, the hot topic in the junior class at BLS is one word: Prom. In september, no one could wait for it - they'd have the perfect dress, the perfect date, and the perfect night. Now, as contracts go out and dates are being snatched up like samples at BJs, a mass panic has begun.

Girls are freaking out about finding a date - they shudder to think about not being asked, because they think it's the equivalent of "you're not worth my time" from any boy. As Boston and its surrounding suburbs are being ravaged by girls trying to find the perfect date, they seem to not have any luck - its too big, too expensive, too pouffy, or simply too ugly. It makes my ass look big, i look like i have no boobs - you name it, everyones having the same issues. Girls, don't worry, you'll look fabulous whether your dress costs $450 or $40. As long as you look dayuummmmm gurll ju be sexXxXyyyy, you're all set to go. And as for a date, why wait for a boy? Ask anyone you want - someone's gotta have the balls to do it.

Boys - don't stress on who your date it - all its really for it for pictures, right? Pick a friend, and have fun. But, don't wait too long, or your dream girl may be taken by your best friend. Plus, make sure you look supahh flyy - don't settle for anything less. You've gotta look bomb in your pictures, plus you don't want your date to ditch you once you get there. Keep it simple, keep it classic, and don't wear any color tuxedo except for black, unless you want to look like your dad from his prom in 1978.

There's wayy too much stress going down, but just breathe, and remember - it's just prom.